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Hello all. I'm Paige and I live in Chicago. I like Disney, Neutral Milk Hotel, and adore Aubrey Plaza. Following back similar if you care to ask me ( or anything I find interesting/ amusing). Find me on twitter @satansupport, Instagram @ginger_satan, or feel free to snapchat me @gggingersatan

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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coelasquid:

"This is fine"

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headlikealamb:

Samantha and Geronimo

There are moments of extreme sadness that only a true love’s kiss can make go away, or, a dog double dutching excitedly.

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thetomska:

okaybro:

ruinedchildhood:

HOWDY Y’ALL

FREE HER

NO, SHE IS IN THERE FOR OUR PROTECTION

thetomska:

okaybro:

ruinedchildhood:

HOWDY Y’ALL

FREE HER

NO, SHE IS IN THERE FOR OUR PROTECTION

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elliegalaxies:

I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.

THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD

yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa

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  • Friend : I broke up with him
  • Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
  • Friend : We are back together
  • Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

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tvspecial:

*hits on you* *actually hits you*

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