JuneLudgate

1. You can't use the front door; you have to climb in through the back window.
2.No personal phone conversations.
3. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal "usted."
4.No electricity after 6:00 PM.
5.If you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you've been crying.
6.There's no noise allowed on Mondays.
7.No TV after breakfast.
Recent Tweets @

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

(via sagihairius)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(via tom-marvolo-dildo)

carrymelikeaprincess:

0-memento-mori-0:

balconyscene:

these-fading-scars:

I don’t understand because wasn’t Olaf’s actions of lighting the fire, almost melting and then trying to save her and act of true love and shouldnt that have unfrozen her heart?

oh shit

I SAID THIS IN THE THEATRES

THANK YOU. Someone else sees it.

(via tom-marvolo-dildo)

mermaidminnies:

Love is an Open Door Live [x]

(via completelyfrozen)

teaberryblue:

theholypythia:

Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?

Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.

(via hobbitathogwarts)

mtv:

#pause

mtv:

#pause

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

(via the-average-gatsby)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via sagihairius)

(via siighed)

pauliewantsacracker:

when your teacher gossips about other teachers

image

(via pizza)

mitten:

when ur parents come home with a lot of groceries 

image

(via zackisontumblr)

holynipples:

my friend is babysitting my hamster

holynipples:

my friend is babysitting my hamster

(via nightmarebeforetheveil)

awgaskarth:

all time low are amazing because their happy songs make me want to go to the beach and play drinking games with friends and fall in love and live my life but then their sad songs aren’t so much sad as they remind me that having faults makes me human and that i can function just as well with them i love all time low

(via nightmarebeforetheveil)