JuneLudgate

1. You can't use the front door; you have to climb in through the back window.
2.No personal phone conversations.
3. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal "usted."
4.No electricity after 6:00 PM.
5.If you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you've been crying.
6.There's no noise allowed on Mondays.
7.No TV after breakfast.
Recent Tweets @
  • John Watson: ...I owe you so much
  • *Puts £20 note on Sherlocks's grave*

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

(via satans-assistant)

the entire show

(via pawneegoddesscomplex)

jackfrostftw:

what time is it

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procrastination

(via avvkward-asian)

imp3rfectious:

distimiya:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay

- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time

- that having mental health condition is a perk

- that self harm should be romanticized

- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute

- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person

(via hotboyproblems)

fruitpacks:

it takes all of my energy to read a post thats more than 2 sentences

(via worshipmalibudaniel)

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

(via outlasts)

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

(via satans-assistant)

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(via outlasts)

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

(via pawneegoddesscomplex)